Monday, December 28, 2020

Blind Date

Ellen approached the bar cautiously and ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. She was there to meet some guy named Ralph on a blind date arranged by Mandy, a friend from work. Ellen hated blind dates as they usually didn't work out. The last three almost put her off men completely.

Mandy had assured her that Ralph was special, a real gentleman. Her last date Larry "forgot" his wallet and she ended up paying for everything. The guy before Larry didn't bathe because he was between jobs and was trying to save money. And Andrew was boorish, rude with the wait staff at the restaurant, dissatisfied with her clothes and makeup, and generally loud and obnoxious when spending time on his cell phone.

Mandy had given her a perfume to wear. It smelled of lilacs and orange oil. "Wear this," Mandy smiled as she handed over the bottle, "he'll find you." Ellen had dabbed it on quite generously before leaving her apartment for the bar.

She sipped her wine and fidgeted with the glass, tapping her freshly painted nails against the stem. The more she thought about the earlier dates, the more she wanted to flee this one.

She dug around in her purse for her phone and dialed.

"Hello?" the party at the other end of the call answered.

"He's late," Ellen whispered loudly into the phone.

"You’re early," Mandy hissed back. "Take a chill pill and give him time. You won't be sorry."

"I'm already through my first glass.  I don't want to be drunk when he gets here."

"Then don't be," Mandy replied.

"You're no help."

"Just relax. Enjoy yourself. And whatever you do, don't embarrass me."

Ellen clicked shut her cell phone and slipped it back into her purse. She turned her attention back to her glass of wine and slowly scanned the room while she took a sip.

Several sips later a blind man entered and slowly made his way to the bar. He was sniffing the air as he slowly walked towards her. He stopped beside her and sniffed her shoulder and smiled. "Your name wouldn't happen to be Ellen, would it?" he asked with a sheepish grin.

Before Ellen could answer, he introduced himself. "I'm Ralph Jones, your blind date for the evening and I get the feeling that Mandy didn't tell you much about me."

"She certainly never said anything about you being blind!" Ellen gasped. "Now I see why she insisted on the perfume."

"Do you still want to go through with this date?" Ralph asked. "I'll understand if you don't."

"I've never dated a blind man before," she smiled at him.  "Sure, what have I got to lose?"

"I was thinking we'd start the evening with dinner followed by a movie," he paused briefly. "Unless you'd rather see a show?"

"How about we go dancing after dinner?" she countered, "But only as long as you let me lead."

She escorted him out the door to his limo. They drove to a five-star restaurant for dinner. Ellen was suitably impressed by the ride, the dinner and the conversation.

After leaving the restaurant, a vile beast set upon the duo, tossing her companion aside with ease and crushing Ellen's back against a brick wall. He licked her throat and sniffed at her neck. Before he could sink his fangs into her, Ralph was there pulling him off and tossing him aside.

The vampire rose up to attack again, but Ralph was ready for it and drove its head into the wall. Ellen stared in disbelief at the sudden change from man to beast as Ralph grew teeth and claws.

The vampire found itself facing a large angry cat that did not hesitate to rip out its throat before severing its head.

With the threat gone, Ralph resumed his human form, naked and panting on the alleyway pavement. Ellen quickly gathered his clothes and helped him cover himself while they slipped quickly into the limo.

"I'm sorry you had to see that," he said while hurriedly buttoning a clean shirt.

"It's OK. It saved me the trouble of having to deal with the blood-sucker." She smiled at him.

"Come again?" He straightened his tie and pulled another pair of dark glasses out of a drawer. "How exactly would you have dealt with him?"

"It's the perfume, you know; it's quite strong, good at masking scents as well as marking potential prey." Ellen waited for a response.

"You were never prey. What would you know about prey anyway?"

"Quite a lot actually," she said as she bared her fangs and launched herself at him.

Ralph quickly reacted, driving a stake into her heart. He tapped on the glass between the compartments and the driver lowered the window. "Mandy, it looks like you'll have to find a new friend. This one turned out to be a vamp."

 

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Ex Librus: The Sleeper

 

“I’m not going there wearing jeans and a tee-shirt,” Logan protested.

“Yes, you are,” Random insisted. “I checked the place out and that is what they wear.”

“Not on the top floor. Not in the Executive offices. And not in that time period.” Logan looked through the wardrobe for something more appropriate to the task. Her face fell when she discovered that it was exactly what someone doing her cover job would be wearing. The white tee shirt was oversized. The rolled-up legs of the pale blue jeans ended above her ankles. She wore bobby socks and saddle shoes. But she drew the line at wearing the kerchief on her head.

Random needed Logan to keep watch outside. There were no surveillance cameras to tap into and the risk of leaving behind something as high tech as a monitor pod was just too dangerous. Especially during that time period. Random didn’t trust humans like she used to. At times, she regretted having saved them from oblivion.

Logan tied back her long black hair. Although the offices would be empty, there would be security guards patrolling. Her job was to watch for them. It was as much trust as Librus was willing to place in her – a menial job until she certified as glitch free. She rolled the bucket and mop out of the utility closet and went about mopping the floor.

Random searched through the files in the outer office. She didn’t need to take them, she just needed to see them. The file she was looking for wasn’t there. She entered the inner office and sat at the desk to search through the drawers. Again, with no luck, she strolled around the office looking for where someone could have hidden the file. Inside a closet, she found an iron box safe.

Standing outside the outer office door, Logan paused to admire the gold paint on the frost glass. She traced each letter with her left index finger until interrupted by a hand on her shoulder. “Miss,” the guard said, “you’re working late tonight, aren’t you?”

“It couldn’t be helped,” she replied. “My husband was late getting home from work and I needed to feed him his supper before I left.”

“Well, a man’s gotta eat after a hard day’s work. My missus won’t let me out of the house without a good meal under the belt. You be careful on the way home. The roads are getting slick.” He tipped his cap and sauntered off to check the rest of the office doors before heading down the stairs.

Logan sighed. “Great,” she thought, “I could have blown the mission. Good thing that Random was in the inner office. I need to regain my focus.”

Inside the inner office, Random was busy unlocking the old safe. After a few random attempts, she was able to work out the combination and open the box. Inside were some banded wads of cash and a few notebooks and ledgers. She thumbed through the notebooks and ledgers before examining the few folders inside the safe. The blue courier envelope that she was looking for wasn’t there.

Logan rolled the mop and bucket back to the closet. She poured the dirty water into the sink before rolling the bucket against the wall and hanging up the mop. As she turned to leave, she noticed a blue envelope tucked under a box on a top storage shelf. She pulled the envelope out of its hiding place and examined the outside. The contents of the blue envelope came from a hospital. The addressee was her father – Peyton Arsenal.

Random found Logan sitting on the floor inside the Utility closet with the x-rays and medical documents spread out around her. Librus had warned her not to let Logan near the envelope. Logan hadn’t died in the car crash, but now she was worried about – she couldn’t remember. Random helped Logan gather up the documents and put them back in the envelope. “I’m a copy,” Logan asked, “aren’t I?”

“Yes,” Random replied, “we all are. In my previous existence, I was a cat. Your run of the mill stray kitten, adopted by a little girl, who died in a building collapse. The little girl was fine. Me, not so much.” She pulled Logan up off the floor. “Now that we have the envelope, we need to get out of here.”


Two Librus agents walked down the hallway to Room 617. Their crisp while coatdresses adorned with nurse’s pins. On their heads were the caps to match. White stockings covered their legs down to their comfortable white nurse’s shoes. Over their faces, they wore white surgical masks.

Inside Room 617, a woman lay in a coma surrounded by equipment that monitored her heartbeat and brainwaves. The apparatus the helped her breathe covered half of her face while the pump whooshed air into her lungs. A central line pushed fluids and nutrients into her. Logan stared at the remains of her former self, still alive beneath all that medical equipment.

Random removed a small spidery gadget from her pocket and fitted it against the sleeper’s forehead. She pulled out a black rectangle from another pocket and plugged in the wire tail from the spider and began the process of digitizing the sleeper’s mind. Behind her, Logan started to glitch. She wobbled and sat abruptly in a nearby chair.

“What’s wrong?” Random asked.

“It wasn’t an accident,” Logan replied, burying her face in her hands. “I did this to myself. I was so angry at my father. I wasn’t paying attention.” She paused. “No, that’s a lie. I drove off the road. There was no truck, no storm, I made that up to hide the truth from myself. I created the virus.”

“What has changed?” Random took Logan’s chin in her hand and turned her face upward.

“I don’t want to die. I don’t want that other me, the real me, the original me to want to die. I want her to fight and have a life past this point. She doesn’t have to know about me. It can be a dream, a nightmare, something she made up. Is that possible?” Logan walked over to her other self and stared for a few minutes with her arms crossed. Then she bent down and whispered into her ear. “You are stronger than you know.” Grasping and gently squeezing her left hand, she said, “It’s time for you to live the rest of your life.”

After Random and Logan slipped forward in time, the sleeper opened her eyes. The two agents were still wearing their white nurse’s uniforms when they appeared in the room sixty years in the future. The old woman in the bed put down the book that she was reading and remarked, “Oh, you’ve come back!” She patted the bed. “Please have a seat.” She cleared her throat and coughed. “I’m not dead yet, but the doctors say it’s only a matter of time. I suppose you’ve come to save me again. Well, don’t bother. I’ve had a good life.” She coughed again. “The chemo has been rough, but it’s not enough. I’ve asked them to stop the treatment.”

Logan sat down on the bed and smiled at the old woman. “We’re here to save you, but not the way you think.” She pulled the spider set from her pocket. “This will allow us to make a recording of everything you’ve learned, of who you are. It rests on your forehead. And this little black box records everything.”

“And then what do you with it?”

“We save it.” Logan hoped that the answer would suffice. But she had always been curious about things.

“Like a book in a library? Only one that can talk and tell stories, yes?”

“Exactly,” Logan replied.

“Well, then let’s get this over with.”

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Ex Librus: Empty-Headed

Logan Arsenal stared out the window watching the clouds pass by. A leaf blew off a nearby tree and her hazel eyes followed it as it danced across the classroom windows. “Logan!” The teacher’s shout startled her out of her reverie. Before he could repeat the question, Logan answered. “The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle.” “That’s correct,” he turned back to the chalkboard and wrote out the formula while Logan went back to staring out the window for the rest of the class period.

At the end of class, Logan stuffed her notebook into her tote bag and followed the rest of the students out of the classroom. Nikolai Bellicose, who had been a friend since the beginning of the school year, was waiting for her. “I don’t suppose you can give me all the answers to the eighth period history test. I mean, seeing that you can see the future and all.” Logan shrugged. “It’s only going to be a quiz and you don’t need my help to pass it. And I can’t exactly see the future. I get this bad case of déjà vu, like I’ve done it all before, like...”

“Like that movie where this guy wakes up and it’s the same day?”

“No, Nikki. It’s like I’m remembering things that haven’t happened yet. But I can’t remember that far ahead.” Nikolai passed his quiz without Logan’s help just as she said he would. After class they walked to the buses and said their goodbyes.

Logan sat in the front seat of the bus away from all the troublemakers. Logan always left the bus before the turnaround. Her grandparent’s house embarrassed her. Wearing used clothes embarrassed her. But the woods she walked through to go home didn’t care about her clothes or the house that she lived in. She felt at home among the trees and bushes that sheltered the wildlife that flourished hidden from the prying eyes of others. It was the one place where she felt safe and free to be herself.

She has spent every summer since losing her parents running through the woods. She climbed every tree that she could shimmy up. She spent time splashing through the small stream that ran through it to the nearby creek. She hunted for frogs and pollywogs in a nearby swamp. She chased butterflies and dragonflies with equal zeal.

But the most she could garner during the school year was a safe path home, well clear of the neighborhood bullies who teased her. She would make bows and arrows from fallen branches and broken vines and take aim at the scoundrels who tormented her at school. It released the anger, but failed to relieve the pain.

Nikolai Bellicose was doing his best to atone for his sins. When he first met Logan, he had tried to trip her in the cafeteria. It didn’t work. He tried several times to catch her off guard, but she always seemed to know his plans. Gradually, his new friends told him stories about the girl who knew things. And eventually, he decided that he wanted to learn everything that she knew. But every so often, he would try to trip her. Every day, he waited until Logan was safely on her bus before walking slowly to the back of the line and crawling into the back seat of the waiting limousine. “One of these days,” he told himself, “I will follow her home.”

Logan rarely came out of the woods except to pick up the mail or to go to school. And no one came to visit her grandparent’s home to check on her. It was just as well. When she was at school, there was no one home. She kept a garden in the clearing behind the old house. Every Easter she collected the peeps from the elementary school and took them home to raise. Her grandmother had taught her to sew and cook. And every year someone left a box of old clothes by the mailbox.

Logan Arsenal stood at the checkout station running items through the scanner. She smiled wanly at the customer who seemed agitated that it was taking so long. He looked familiar to her, but she couldn’t place the face. Suddenly, she stopped scanning and held up the item she had grabbed. A thousand words for the same piece of fruit flashed through her mind as she examined its weight. She scanned the tag attached to the fruit and bagged it before resuming her task. As the last item fell into the bag, the scenery changed.

Logan was back home. Nikki sat at the crude wooden table cradling a coffee mug in his hands. “I don’t want you to be alone for Christmas. Please, come stay with me.”

“I can’t. I have to take care of the house.” Logan brought two plates of freshly wilted dandelion greens to the table. A heavy dressing of bacon fat, sugar, and cider vinegar coated the greens with crumbled bits on bacon scattered on top. Nikki stared at the food on the plate. A thick slice of homemade bread slathered in butter accompanied the greens. On the back of the stove was a large stewpot filled with simmering broth. Earlier, she had dropped some homemade noodles into the broth.

When they finished the greens, Logan dropped the plates and forks into the cast iron sink. She picked up the two bowls resting on the drainboard and filled them with the noodles from the broth. Bits of chicken floated among the noodles along with some diced carrots and onions. Nikki wondered if Logan had ever tasted steak or shrimp or lobster, all foods that he took for granted.

Nikki and Logan watched as the sudden squall turned into a full-blown blizzard obscuring the road in front of them. They were late and the weather wasn’t helping them any. Suddenly, a large semi hauler loomed in front of them, brushing them over the embankment. It was a long fall before they woke up again.

Prep school graduation required suits and ties for the men and long white gowns for the ladies. Public schools were renting gowns at the time, but not their alma mater. Logan joked about the “wedding dress” she had on. Nikki smiled. “Keep it,” he replied. “You’ll need it in four or five years.” She blushed. She couldn’t imagine herself being married. She lost touch with Nikolai after graduation. College was out of the question for her. She was having trouble sleeping, remembering things, and being social.

Nikolai hadn’t seen Logan for nine years since graduation. He had stopped to buy a few things on his way home from work. She looked exhausted. He offered to take her out to dinner when she got off work. She didn’t seem to recognize him. He waited in his car for close to an hour before going back inside the store. Logan wasn’t there. The store manager told him that Logan didn’t work there and had never worked there.

Logan was busy digging up the onions in her garden when the sound of a motorcycle cutting through the brush attracted her attention. “Ain’t got no money, if that’s what you are after.”

The rider took off his helmet and shook out his long hair. “I’m looking for Logan Arsenal. Her book is overdue at the library.”

“Ain’t got no books here. Just my garden and some old rags.” Logan placed her trowel in the basket with the onions. She stood up and dusted off her knees. She picked up her basket and walked toward the house.

“Nikolai is in trouble. The library wants you to save him.”

“Who is Nikolai?” she stepped up onto her back porch. “And what am I supposed to save him from?”

Before the stranger could answer, the surrounding scenery glitched and a younger version of Logan stood upon the porch wearing a worn-out pair of jeans and a hand me down shirt tied at the waist. She jumped down to the dirt patch and approached the motorcycle with wide eyes. “How fast can it go? Can I have a ride?”

“Sure,” he replied. “Hop on behind me and hold on tight.” He strapped on his helmet and revved the engine, raising some dust, as he rushed down the path to the highway. Seconds before hitting the pavement, a sudden shift in the scenery occurred. Logan found herself sitting in the back seat of a helicopter. The man up front landed on the top of a skyscraper. “They are waiting for us inside,” he said as he helped her out of the back of the helicopter.

“I’ve never been in one of those before. What’s it called?” she asked.

He ignored her question. “Hurry,” he chided. “We are running out of time.”

The bright morning sunlight coming through the window nearly blinded Logan as she opened her eyes. She rolled over in bed away from the window and stretched her arms and legs. A moment later the door opened and Nikolai brought in a tray of food. “How are you feeling?”

“Hungry. What’s for breakfast?”

“Your favorite,” he said as he sat the tray on the rolling table.

She sat up and reached for the table, pulling it toward her. “Not so fast,” he scolded. “First, you have to tell me what your favorite breakfast is.”

Logan frowned. “Seriously?” she asked. Nikolai nodded, holding the metal plate cover firmly in place. “Fine. A mushroom and cheese omelet with a side of scrapple and some fried potatoes. Now, can I eat?”

Nikki sighed. “Close enough. I didn’t have any mushrooms for the omelet.”

“I’ll live. But why the third degree about breakfast?”

“We almost lost you. We had to reload all your memories. It took us a while to figure out there was a virus erasing them all.”

“Well, that explains the feelings of déjà vu and being empty-headed.”

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

We Were Here First

The object glided silently over the tops of the forest before settling down in a field of wildflowers. The area was sparsely populated, but not off the grid. Cell phone cameras recorded the object as it passed overhead. Police received calls about a possible plane crash. Emergency medical techs rushed to the area to assist. But no planes were missing from the radar or had radioed an emergency. The EMTs stopped on the way at the local tavern for a beer after the recall. And everyone laughed at the incident. It was 2020 after all.

The occupants of the ship slowly filtered out onto the surface and scouted the immediate area before venturing away from their craft. They never questioned the existence of the small clearing in the woods where they landed. They followed the beaten path through the woods. It ended in the back yard of an old three-story house. After scanning the house, they drew their weapons and prepared for an incursion. The occupants offered little resistance, even laughing at the intruders who were disturbing their evening meal. The invaders didn’t understand their chatter at first. What was this Covid-19? What was this Bingo Card?

The residents of the house invited the visitors to join in their repast. Their lack of hostility bewildered the travelers. But the visitors were hungry and the prepared food seemed harmless enough. They could breathe the air, but the lowest ranking intruder removed his helmet first as a test. He nodded confidently to the others. “You picked a bad time to come visiting,” the grey-haired man said. “but there’s plenty of room in the house for guests.” The highest-ranking alien let out an earsplitting shrill whistle. The grey-haired man took out his hearing aid and checked the volume control and replaced the battery. “Dang thing is acting up again.”

The rest of the visitors replied with an equally shrill whistle before drawing their weapons and aiming them at the archway between the dining room and the kitchen. Three large armored beasts stood staring intently at the intruders. The hounds, for lack of a better word, looked very much like a cross between a Bernese Mountain dog and an armadillo. A tough leathery hide covered the tops of their head and most of their backs. “Heh,” the old man laughed. “I was wondering where they were. Those critters showed up a couple of weeks ago. We think they ran off from some secret government lab. Pretty tame as long as you keep ‘em fed. Of course, they ain’t been fed yet.”

The old man laughed. The home invaders backed up into the far corner of the room while keeping the hounds in their sights. The sound of breaking glass soon followed. They made their way out of the house through the shattered pane. The old man gave them a head start back up the path into the clearing before releasing the hounds from his control. As the hounds caught up with the visitors, they stopped abruptly and rose up on their hind legs. The largest of the hounds spoke to the intruders as they climbed back aboard their small ship. “Tell your masters not to land here. This world belongs to us.” A shotgun blast from behind to the head felled the hound. The visitors inside the ship killed the other two. “On the contrary,” the old man smiled smugly from behind the felled hound, “this world belongs to us. We were here first.”

Friday, October 23, 2020

Stonecypher’s Miracle

The Right Reverend Frederick Stonecypher barged through the office door and stood looming over the desk. He was a stout man dressed in a tailored suit and silk tie. Pinned to the lapel of his long woolen coat was a gold crucifix. The redhead sitting behind the desk smiled at the interloper and motioned for him to take a seat. “How may I help you?”

Stonecypher declined the offer. “I’m here to see the necromancer about a matter of some importance,” he nodded toward the door to the back room. “Please tell Mr. Jones that Reverend Stonecypher would like to hire him.”

“He already knows that much,” replied the young man as he tossed back a lock of hair. He leaned back in his chair and placed his rather high-priced brogues on the desk. “Please have a seat.”

Stonecypher ignored the younger man’s request. “I demand to speak to Mr. Jones.”

Cornwall swiveled his feet free of the desk and stood up. His lanky frame towered over Stonecypher. He bent over the desk. “Then sit down.”

“There isn’t time for me to sit. I’m a busy man. This matter is of the highest priority.” Stonecypher marched past the desk and opened the door beside it. The dimly lit room was unoccupied. Light filtering through the partially closed blinds shone on a circle of chairs and a single candle stand located in the center of a circular rug emblazoned with Celtic runes. Realizing his mistake, the Reverend returned to the desk and took a seat. “Please accept my humble apologies for assuming you were the secretary.”

Cornwall Jones smiled. He nodded while his office visitor droned on about his wealth and importance. It was always the wealthy who, upon realizing that death was generally a permanent condition, sought out his services. And it was always their family members who later sought him out to end their suffering. As insufferable as his clients were in life, they were far worse in death. Eventually, Stonecypher arrived at the gist of his desire. “I want you to help me with a miracle.”

There was something about Frederick Stonecypher that rubbed Cornwall the wrong way. Perhaps it was the polished manner of the man’s speech in relating his case or it may have been the use of phrases Cornwall had often heard from earlier clients. Either way, he needed time to think about it. “I’ll take it under consideration. I need to determine if it is feasible. Please, leave a phone number where you can be reached and I’ll get back to you sometime tomorrow.”

Stonecypher drew a business card from his wallet and jotted down a number. “That’s my personal number. Only certain people, like my lawyer, have access. Please don’t lose the card.”

Cornwall gave a nod and shook the man’s hand while he ushered him out the door to his office. “I should have just said no,” he muttered as he sat down. A sigh echoed from a dark corner. He opened his laptop and examined Stonecypher’s business card. The gold embossed card revealed very little about the man who gave it to him. He hoped that an internet search would confirm the information that Stonecypher had just related to him.

The Right Reverend Frederick Stonecypher was a televangelist. His ratings had fallen and his flock had diminished in an age of increasing atheism. He wanted to save souls by arranging a miracle. Cornwall dug deeper into Stonecypher’s finances. The preacher had amassed a considerable fortune during the past fifty years on the pulpit. Stonecypher had been a faith healer early in his career as he traveled the circuit coming just at the tail end of a traveling circus. They billed themselves as “saviors of souls, healers of minds and bodies, and messengers of the Almighty”.

Inclement weather forced the traveling shows to detour off their regular circuit. Finding a town without a preacher, the Stonecypher family decided to settle in while the circus moved on without them. Eventually, the family collected enough money to build a proper church. And soon after young Frederick married a local girl. Radio helped Frederick’s father expand his flock, drawing people to his church from the nearby towns. They built a larger church to hold the faithful.

When cable television came to their town, Frederick became the face of the church. Young adults bored with traditional sermons found a home in his fire and brimstone calls to fight in God’s Army against the temptations of the flesh. Frederick, giving in to his own temptations, divorced his first wife for a younger woman who he had impregnated. He forced his first wife to give up custody of their children in exchange for a small monthly alimony payment. He sent his two girls off to boarding school as soon as they were old enough. He divorced his second wife after discovering that she had skimmed off money from the ministry. She disappeared soon after the divorce. He hired a private tutor for his son and frequently used the boy as a prop during sermons. When a female televangelist challenged him for his territory, he proposed a merger of the ministries and a marriage of convenience. He forced his third wife out of the ministry and their marriage when her sexual orientation became public.

In addition to the man’s carnal sins, Reverend Stonecypher had bought a large plot of land on which he had built a large mansion. He also acquired several custom luxury vehicles, a helicopter, a small plane, an oceangoing yacht, and several racehorses. He sent all of his children to faith-based colleges and universities and purchased houses for each of his children as wedding presents. He also had purchased condos for his mistresses, one in Los Angeles and one in New York. Despite his successes, he still pled poverty when it came to paying bills or taxes. The man had come blustering in to Cornwall Jones’ office to acquire his services with no intention of paying what they were worth and even less idea of the true cost. Cornwall hated working for men like Stonecypher. It never ended well. Nevertheless, Cornwall was intrigued enough to want to know more about Stonecypher’s miracle. He placed a call and set up an early morning meeting to discuss the terms of the contract. What he didn’t tell Stonecypher was that he didn’t yet know the terms of the contract. That required a very special conversation with his contact on the other side.

•••

“What kind of miracle did you have in mind? I generally just raise a spirit or two to answer questions.” Cornwall fidgeted with the handle of the teacup sitting on the table in front of him. “Surely you don’t want my help to call forth a spirit. I’ve seen your act.”

“I want to be resurrected, live on television, in front of the faithful,” Stonecypher’s eyes lit up at the thought of it. He raised his hands in a sweeping motion upward, “It should put my ratings through the roof.” He lowered his hands and leaned in. “This is something that you can do, is it not?”

“But you aren’t dead, in which case, you don’t’ need my services.”

“Oh, but I will be dead. Certifiably so, in fact. Lying in repose on the altar of my church for the faithful to see. And then I want you to bring me back.” He smiled. “I’ve heard that you can do that.”

“I don’t think your parishioners would appreciate watching me perform the ritual on live television.”

“Surely, you don’t have to be there. Can’t you do it remotely?”

“That’ll cost extra. What you are asking is both very expensive and extremely dangerous.”

“I’m a rich man. I can afford...”

Cornwall interrupted. “I don’t think you understand. It’s not the money aspect so much as the other cost.”

“What other cost?”

“Borrowing a soul is one thing. They know that I will return the soul. But a resurrection is essentially buying a soul, and the cost,” Cornwall sighed. “It’s a life for a life.” Cornwall leaned over the desk, “To bring someone back, someone has to die.”

“Nonsense!” Stonecypher slammed his palm down on the desktop. “You just have to use the right potion that’s all.”

“If it were that simple, everyone would be doing it. There is a required ritual, a bargain made, and a life sacrificed. There are no shortcuts.” Cornwall leaned back in his chair. “And monetary payment is required in advance.”

Stonecypher huffed. “Half now, half later. I need assurance that you’ll bring me back.”

•••

Fate, cruel mistress that she is, had other plans for Frederick Stonecypher. Before the commencement of his deceitful plan, his only son died in a freak accident. The elder Stonecypher saw this as an opportunity rather than a tragedy. He no longer had to orchestrate his own demise at a considerable savings to his miracle budget. The funeral arrangements that he had made for himself would suffice for his son. All he needed to do was inform the necromancer of the change.

“It’ll cost a little extra for the changes. Unless you want to settle for the reanimation of your son’s charred remains, that is.” Cornwall slammed the phone receiver down. “Son of a bitch,” he muttered. “They are not going to like this.”

“Oh, but we do,” a wispy apparition contradicted from the dark corner of the room.

Stonecypher had made the necromancer promise to watch the funeral service to guarantee that there would be no miscue. He had stressed the importance of the timing. He wanted full credit for the miraculous resurrection of his son. All Cornwall had done was broker the deal. Those responsible for such acts would make sure they kept the bargain according to their rules. Cornwall had tried to warn Stonecypher that any change in terms on his part invalidated the original agreement. At this point, Cornwall had no idea what would happen.

Cornwall’s feet were up on his desk as he watched the somber funeral service. Stonecypher had built a magnificent cathedral for the faithful. As it was every Sunday, the faithful had filled the seats. The camera panned over the theatre seats from the back before focusing on the stage. An image flickered to life on a large screen.

The scene cut sharply away to a smaller venue. For Stonecypher’s miracle, he had gone home – back to the church he had grown up in. The faithful crowded around the small church where two large screens displayed the broadcast of Stonecypher’s impending miracle. Inside, mourners packed the wooden pews. At the center of the stage a gold encrusted casket stood upright against the altar. The open casket contained the burnt remains of Frederick Stonecypher III, who had somehow managed to set himself on fire lighting a backyard grill. The badly burned young man was in worse condition than his father had let on. Even on the small seventeen-inch screen, it was possible to see the charring on his jaw. Cornwall wondered what else the man had misinformed him about.

Somber music played as the reverend made his appearance. Cornwall reached over and raised the volume on the laptop. He grabbed a takeout container and a fork before settling back into his chair. He was only half-listening when Stonecypher began his eulogy. “Brothers and Sisters,” Stonecypher bellowed into the camera, “we are here today not to mourn the passing of a good and faithful man of the church...” He paused waiting for his echoing words to fade. “Not to mourn the passing of a loving son and brother...” Another dramatic pause. “But to witness a miracle!” An audible gasp emerged from the crowd present in the old church. “I have consulted with the Almighty. I have begged for a miracle – just once – to raise a man from the dead who is worthy of another chance at life.”

Cornwall stifled a laugh. “Here it comes,” he sat up in his chair.

The old man continued, “And the Almighty has seen fit to grant me this one miracle – to bring my son back to us so that he might continue my good work helping the poor of spirit, the sick of soul, the homeless to find shelter in the church. I was instructed in a dream by the Almighty on how to perform this miracle.” He reached into his pocket to clasp the photograph of the one man he hated most – his chosen victim in the devil’s bargain that he believed he had made. “Let us pray.”

Cornwall checked the clock while the congregation recited the Lord’s Prayer. “Come on, old man, get on with it.”

“Now is the hour, the time of miracles,” Stonecypher placed the hand containing the photograph on the corpse’s chest, “rise, my son, by the grace of the Almighty, come back to life!” There was a bright flash of light at the moment the photo touched the burnt flesh followed by a loud crackling noise as the photo caught fire. Flames quickly engulfed the corpse and the old man’s sleeve. Stonecypher, horrified, backed away from the flaming corpse and fell back against the dais, toppling it over. The carpet runner caught fire where he landed. As he waved his arm about wildly, burning fragments of cloth scattered about the front pews. Congregants who sat in the front pews screamed in panic as their clothes caught fire. Shouts of “fire”, “run”, and “out of my way” echoed off the walls of the little church. Frightened congregants ran for the exits, clogging the doorways and trapping themselves inside as the fire spread. Huge billows of smoke obscured the camera’s view.

Cornwall closed the browser window after the signal terminated and shook his head. “I warned him. He didn’t listen.”

“They never do,” hissed the wispy apparition. 

Monday, September 21, 2020

Ex Librus: Feral

 

“Librarians come and go, but Librus is forever,” a mechanical voice informed the large feline pawing at the screen. Moments ago, she had been wandering a field tracking a hare through the amber grass. The hare caught her scent and suddenly bolted from a clump of scrub. She took up the chase intensely focused on her prey and failed to notice the oncoming bus.

The voice droned on about a librarian’s calling to gather information for storage. The feline sniffed the air before starting a thorough search of the room. It was small, cubicle and relatively barren except for the screen and a mat for her to rest on. She walked back to the screen and pressed her nose against it. Then she gave it a lick. The screen sprang to life and displayed an image of the room. The feline continued to lick the screen, eventually licking the camera giving the observer a closeup of a rough feline tongue.

“Stop that!” a male voice protested. The feline continued to assault the camera, pressing harder against the surface of the viewscreen. “I said, stop that!”

“She’s hungry,” stated a female voice.

“How do you know that she’s hungry?” the male voice demanded.

Random smiled. “I know because I used to be a cat. When we are hungry, we lick things.”

“What do I feed her?” Quell asked.

“I’ll take care of it.” Random scanned the area from which Quell had retrieved the large cat. She scooped up the fleeing hare and deposited it in the cubicle. “If I were you, Quell, I wouldn’t watch what’s about to happen.” Random couldn’t bear to watch the bloodbath that she knew was inevitable. She shivered at the vague memory of her mother toying with a mouse while she and her siblings watched the terrified creature attempt to flee only to end up ensnared in her mother’s claws.

Quell, on the other hand, watched with rapt concentration as the feline chased the frightened hare around the cubical. Random cringed at each shriek of terror from the hare, feeling a sense of relief when the cries ceased. Quell’s morbid curiosity glued his eyes to screen as the feline tore open the neck of the hare, holding it as it bled out. She tore at its body with her claws and teeth, spitting out tufts of fur before disemboweling and devouring the poor creature. Quell turned to face Random. There was a look of reverence on his face. “This is what you once were?”

“I was never that,” Random snarled. “I was centuries removed from that creature, a self-domesticated cat, a household pet freed from the need to hunt. That is a savage.” Adjusting a few controls, Random sent the feral back into the wild from whence it came, but safely nestled in a tuft of grass beside the highway.

Monday, September 14, 2020

Ex Librus: Random

Recovery Program

Random walked through the employee entrance of the secure Federal building registering as a random employee whose identity she had hijacked. Security was slack at the employee entrance. She bypassed the metal detectors and x-ray machines at the front entrance. Once inside, she took the stairs down to the basement. The door at the bottom of the stairs gave her a clear view of the hallway and server room. Locating a clear space between the racks, she slipped inside. First, she erased the record of her entry into the building. There were no cameras inside the server room, but there had been at the employee entrance. She wiped her image from all recordings. As far as Security was concerned the person whose Identity Card she had cloned was still at lunch.

Random had come for a specific packet of data. But first, she needed to find it. She mapped out the room and traced various internal and external system requests. Once she had a general idea of where to find it, she went to the physical file location. She was concerned about imaging the data. It was hard to do when the disks were in motion. Fortunately, the company had changed from traditional SATA drives to cutting-edge solid-state drives. Just as Random extracted the last bit of data, she sensed an involuntary slip.

The server room was momentarily in a hayfield on a farm before fading from view. A dirt road led downhill to several barns and a farmhouse. She knew that she was somewhere on Earth still. She pinged the Global Positioning Satellites, but there was no response. Without the GPS, she would have to go old school. Determining the exact position and time required darkness. The abandoned farm would still provide shelter until she could figure out where she was. She wandered upstairs in the old farmhouse and removed an old dust-covered quilt from one of the beds. She placed it on the floor in sunlight and laid down on it for a recharge.

A chill in the air woke Random from her dreamless sleep. She walked back to the top of the hill and slowly scanned the night sky. Her internal compass allowed her to find magnetic north. It was autumn in the northern hemisphere. She was somewhere in the northeastern United States. She made a second attempt at pinging a global positioning satellite. Again, there was no response. Before she could complete her calculations, she slipped again.

Librus had sensed that Random was overdue and had recalled her. She transferred the data packet to Librus. Bots would analyze it, find the relevant code, and modify it. Random would wait until it was time to replace the original data. It would likely be several minutes before the information was ready for injection. Random reported the glitch that sent her into her organic past. By the time she completed her own diagnostic, it was time to slip back into the server room.

It was easier to enter the server room a second time because Random didn’t need to go through security to enter the building. She slipped directly into the room at the exact set of blades that stored the data packet. The overwrite took just under two minutes. She slipped out seconds before a technician would have discovered her.

Random waited while Librus computed her next objective. Waiting was never good for her. It gave her time to think, to question her work, to form her own opinions. Random didn’t like to have opinions as they often led to emotional responses to her assignments. Librus had made her wait around a lot more lately. It also had let her hold on to more of the data that she had collected – bits and pieces that fit together like a puzzle.

Random played with the data, noticing that there were still a few missing pieces to the puzzle. She had no idea where to go for the next piece. It was up to Librus to decide. Librus had laid out the mission details. The slip was a dangerous one and the timing was critical. She downloaded every bit of data from Librus’s resources about the objective. She practiced the mission in her head repeatedly until the steps to carry it out were pure impulses. And then she slipped into the facility minutes before enemy fire would destroy every bit of information in the base computer.

Random didn’t have much time. The base was under attack and the crew had shut down everything. A single male had remained on station as the enemy vessel advanced. He would have a device in his possession that contained the information Librus had sent her to retrieve. Rather than waste time wrestling for possession of the device, Random leapt at her quarry, grabbed hold of the man, and slipped back to Librus with the laptop and its owner.

Random was only supposed to bring the laptop data. Her instincts told her to grab both. The enemy had destroyed the base seconds after she had slipped out. She dragged the laptop owner with her as she moved about Librus. At first, he followed her in stunned silence as she took his laptop and transferred all the data. Librus analyzed the contents of the laptop and ran a search on the male human. According to records, Mason Dixon died when the base exploded. He stayed close to her on his own volition, watching her every move.

Random tried to fit the new bits of data into the puzzle, but was having trouble making sense of it. Something had changed since she came back to Librus with this being. She just was having trouble seeing what was different. Librus knew, but wasn’t sharing that information with her. Librus hadn’t given Random a puzzle to solve. It had given her puzzle pieces to fit together. She was searching for more than just the answer. She was searching for the question. She looked at the male human and smiled. He held out his right hand and introduced himself. “My name is Mason.”

Random held out her left hand in response. “Random.”

“Random?” Mason clasped and shook her hand. “Did your parents not like you?

“I don’t understand the question.”

Mason furrowed his brow. “Okay. Let me know when I ask one that you do understand. Where are we? How did we get here? And can I go back where we came from?”

Random answered in her usual succinct way. “Librus. Time slip. If you want to die.”

“I think I’ll pass on the dying.” He leaned against a console. “What are you working on? Maybe I can help.”

“It’s a puzzle. I have most of the pieces. I do not require your assistance.”

“Then why am I here?”

“Because there wasn’t enough time to leave you behind.”

“I don’t understand.”

“I needed the data in your possession. There was not enough time to take it from you and leave you behind. It was just easier to take you.”

“But can’t you manipulate time?”

“No. I can slip from one point in time to another, but I can’t affect the flow. And the less information that I have going in, the harder it is to pick a slip point.”

“You were cutting it close.”

“No, you were cutting it close. If I hadn’t slipped you out, you and your data would be lost forever.”

“You could still send me back.”

“No, I can’t. According to Librus, you were an anomaly. You died in the blast.”

Mason sat down on the floor. “So, either way I’m dead in the past.”

“Presumably.”

“So, where do we go next?”

“We? We don’t go anywhere. I have one more slip to make to complete this puzzle. And...” Random stopped mid-sentence and cocked her head. “Seriously?”

Mason stood up. “Is there a problem?”

“Librus insists that I must take you with me on my next slip. It says that the puzzle cannot be completed, if I don’t.” Random looked at her companion. She reached out and grabbed Mason’s shoulder. A slip later and they were on Concourse B of a space station headed for a food court. “Do you require sustenance?”

Mason nodded his head. “I’m starving.”

Random cocked her head sideways. “You don’t look malnourished.”

“It’s an expression. I could use some food because I’m very hungry.”

Mason looked over the crowded tables at the various items of food they were having. He asked Random about some of the items that he didn’t recognize. He pointed at a bizarre mixture on one of the plates. Random shook her head. “Trust me. You really don’t want to know.” Mason selected a bowl of broth and noodles with vegetables. After he finished eating, she secured quarters for him.

Mason fell asleep soon after he laid upon the bed. Random sat in a chair listening to him breathe. There was something odd about the rhythm of it. She used the standby time to re-examine all the puzzle pieces. An anomalous event wiped out an entire civilization. Librus had little information about them and their obscure little world. It chose Random to assist in the recovery program Librus initiated. She was the first artifact Librus had recovered, stolen out of time moments before her impending death. In her own time, her people would never recover her damaged body; but she would live on as a hybrid Agent of Librus. And she would also be responsible for saving her species.

Random sighed as she came out of standby. Librus was holding something back. There was something odd about Mason besides his respiration rate. Random thought about where she was. It was a place that hadn’t existed prior to her removing Mason from the timeline. Earth had not built the lunar orbital station in the original timeline. Perhaps she had already succeeded in her primary mission of salvaging human civilization. But the question remained about where Mason fit in the puzzle.

Random opened a connection to Librus. “How had pulling Mason out of the timeline spared Homo sapiens from extinction?” Librus responded by sending her a data file. The information recovered from Mason’s laptop contained details about the defense grid set up to protect the Earth. If it had fallen into the wrong hands, the inhabitants of Earth would have been unable to defend themselves against the invading forces. It also included tactical information detailing a planned attack on the enemy home planet. Except, the attack plans were not real. Librus had created a packet of false information. She had interrupted his transmission of the data after he had transmitted the false attack plans and nothing else.

Mason’s role in the whole scheme was complete, but his sudden disappearance was enough to convince his people that the data was authentic. Despite the easy destruction of the Lunar Orbital Station, the information Mason relayed to the alien dreadnought convinced the attacking forces to retreat to defend their home planet. Librus had created a seemingly innocuous piece of code that gradually constructed the false invasion plans over time as the algorithm roamed freely on the internet. It eventually embedded itself in the defense network.

Mason awoke to the smell of coffee. Random was pouring a cup for herself. She smiled at him and offered to pour another cup for him. Mason shuffled over to the table and sat down. She sat his cup of coffee down on the table.

“What are you?” Mason took a sip and ignored the question. Random sat down opposite him, holding her cup in her hands and staring him down. “You are as human as I am, maybe less so. So, again, what are you?”

“Isn’t it obvious?”

Data Packet

Random placed her hand against her firestick. Something about the place made her uneasy as she pushed her way through the crowd. She paused briefly to survey for uniforms. Six private guards stood between her and her destination. Three uniformed law enforcement officers patrolled the crowd of shoppers in the bazaar. Six to four, she felt sorry for the private guards should they try to interfere.

The six guards didn’t challenge Random as she passed by them. Perhaps her species reputation had made its way to the inner core after all. Not that she was human anymore. That had all changed when the Librus ‘recovered’ her. A quick glance at her chronometer told her that she was on a tight schedule. She had one tenth of a day to complete the task and ninety percent of the it had elapsed already.

It was a long walk to the back of the corridor and there was no guarantee that the entity that she was looking for would be there. The alarms in her head kept going off one after another as she dismissed each one. Push came to shove, she could always timeslip. The request had been for a courier to pick up and deliver a packet. The Librus had sent her as back-up should the courier fail to pick up and deliver the packet. Simple task. Simple instructions. Except with Librus, nothing was simple.

The door at the end of the corridor slid open. Inside the dark room, a creature sat suspended in the middle of what one could only describe as a large spider web. The dead courier had become a wrapped package that was leaning against the opposite wall. Random touched her firestick setting it to standby before venturing past the threshold.

The door slid shut behind Random, sealing her in the unlit room. She smiled as she watched the creature maneuver in the darkness. She drew her firestick, ejected its blade, and began slicing away at the webbing. As the creature leapt into the air, Random charged forward. She raised her firestick and deposited a small explosive pellet in the creature’s undershell. Seconds before detonation, she and the package shifted to another place.

Random carefully sliced the silk open, peeling away the layers until she had reached the contents. She sighed and shook her head. The body within was partially liquified, but Librus had assigned her to deliver the small data module, not the courier. When she returned the body to the room a few seconds later, she found the remains of the creature splattered over the walls.

Four of the guards who Random saw posted outside the building were waiting for her in the corridor. She was surprised to discover that they were there to guard the packet. As long as it was in her possession, they would act as her guards. The six guards escorted her through the crowded bazaar to an awaiting ship. As she boarded the ship, she met the gaze of a familiar face.

Random smiled and took the empty seat beside him. “Mason! It good to see you. How long has it been?”

“Not long enough.” His response was barely audible. The six guards that followed her on board made him feel more ill at ease. Random lived up to her name. Events surrounding her seemed unordered as though someone had shaken up the hours in a day and let them fall willy-nilly. “Why are you here?”

“You’ll have to ask them.” Random nodded toward the guards. “Wasn’t my idea.”

“Are you capable of having ideas?”

Random let that slide. After all, she did yank him out of his natural timeline just to save an entire planet. That wasn’t her idea either. Lately, she hadn’t had a lot of ideas that were hers alone. Everything had come from Librus. Do this, go there. Even the packet that she was carrying was not something that she had chosen to do. She sighed.

“What was that all about?”

“What was what all about?”

“You sighed. Why did you sigh?”

Random sighed again, louder than before. “Honestly, do you want to know when the last time was that I had an idea of my own? Do you seriously care?”

“I asked, didn’t I?”

“The last time I had an idea was the day that I died. It was the day Librus started the Recovery Program. It’s the reason that you existed in that timeline that I stole you from. I DIED! YOU didn’t!”

Mason suddenly felt ashamed that he had been so angry about having his life snatched away from him. “What was it like?”

“What was what like? Dying? Or being alive again?”

“Both.”

“Painful.” They traveled the rest of the way in silence.

Upon arrival at the way station, the six guards escorted Random off the transport. Mason followed. The pass that Random had given him granted him free passage anywhere. And at the moment, he was worried about her. He need not have been worried. She was more than capable of taking care of herself. Mason was no slacker himself when it came to knock down, drag out, close quarter combat. He was also about to get himself killed.

Mason followed Random onto a large luxury liner, the SS Victoria Regina. The four guards escorted Random to a deluxe cabin on the cruise ship where she met with her client, or rather the original courier’s client.

“You don’t look like Yago Tarsh.” The fat old man behind the desk was Sarko Bragg. Random watched as his waddle waggled long after he had stopped talking.

“Yago is no longer with us. I’m his replacement.” Random pulled a small transparent envelop from her jacket pocket.

“It must have been some difficulty for Tarsh to hand off his packet.” Bragg shifted his weight causing his chair to creak.

“He didn’t exactly hand it off. I took it from what remained of him. My employer insisted that the packet be delivered.”

“How will I know that the packet is genuine?”

“There is some of Yago Tarsh attached to it.” Random held out the small transparent envelope with the goo-covered module inside. Bragg took the envelope from her and handed it to a nearby aide. “Someone didn’t want you to get the information on that module. And your guards weren’t very effective at protecting it.”

“They protected you.” Bragg huffed and looked at his aide while the man scanned the contents of the envelope.

“They protected Yago’s DNA. I didn’t need their protection.” Bragg waited for confirmation. His aide nodded and dumped the module onto a small cloth to clean off the organic matter.

“So, I suppose I pay you now the Tarsh is kaputsky.”

“I don’t work for you. My employer wanted you to have that data. My job was to guarantee its delivery. I’m done here.” Random turned to walk away.

“Who’s your boss? I can send him a thank you or something.” Random knew better than to stop and talk. She continued her walk to the office door. She could hear him fumbling with a weapon as her hand reached for the door handle. She pulled it open as he steadied his aim. She walked through seconds before he fired.

Random emerged through the open portal back at the waystation, slipping back in time to intercept Mason seconds after she boarded the luxury liner. She smiled at Mason. “You don’t want to follow me onto that boat. Where were you headed before you detoured to shadow me?”

“I... Well... I wasn’t really headed anywhere.”

“No time to make up your mind.” Random grabbed Mason’s arm. “We have to leave now.” She pulled him down a corridor toward a transport back to Earth. “Go home. Make the rest of your vacation a staycation.”

“How?” Mason wrested free of her grip. “I saw you board that luxury liner with those guards. How did you manage to slip away?”

“I didn’t. But I didn’t see a point in you being involved in something that has nothing to do with you. Now go home.” She paused and sighed, “Please?”

Mason grabbed Random’s wrist and dragged her into a small coffee bar. “Sit, have coffee with me, answer a few questions, then maybe... just maybe, I’ll go home. Except Earth isn’t my home and you already know that.”

Random looked at Mason’s hand and thought about breaking it. It hardly seemed worth the trouble after saving his life – twice. “Fine.” Before Mason could release her hand, Random slipped them both off the waystation into a private club. She smiled as the host lead them to a private table.

Yago Tarsh smiled at Random. “Did the packet arrive on time?” The creature sitting in the overstuffed chair was tapping at the air as he spoke.

“Sarko Bragg is taking possession of it as we speak. Too bad you lost another clone.” Random had rather enjoyed a look inside Yago’s gruff exterior, but she kept a sober face.

“He’s going to try to kill you.” Yago’s warning was belated, but it made Random smile to think he cared even a little for her well-being.

“All he manages is a hole in his office door.”

Yago smiled and swept away whatever had been distracting him. He looked at Random, then pointed at Mason. “Who’s your friend?”

“Mason? He’s one of yours. Well, not yours specifically.”

“He looks human.”

“Well, he was a spy in his former life.”

“What is he now?”

“A bit of a vagabond. He was nearly deceased again.”

Mason had been wandering about the room, ignoring most of the conversation up to that point. “What do you mean by ‘again’?

“You followed me on board that liner and died when Bragg blew a hole in his door, or would have if I hadn’t intervened.”

Yago smiled. “Lucky for you, your girlfriend is a time traveler.”

“She’s not my girlfriend. She’s not even a friend.”

Random pouted, then broke out laughing.

“How soon before Bragg uses the module?”

“He wants that data badly. Since someone killed you to keep him from having it, I’d say about now.”

“Was it your employer? Just so’s I know where I stand with Librus.”

“No, it was someone who didn’t know what was on the module and believed that it would help Bragg become more powerful. Librus already had a copy of the data inside the module. I was backup in case something went sideways.”

“But why? What’s Librus get from this?”

“Bragg would have started a war. Eliminating him prevents that war.”

“And Librus ain’t worried about me?”

“You’re still breathing, aren’t you?”

Transfer Protocol

It had taken Librus some time to gather the data needed to identify Mason Dixon. Infiltrating the various secure data banks of the Inner Systems had taken some careful planning to prevent detection. Both predicting and influencing the galactic future would be easier with the enlarged database. But Librus would need another agent and it wanted Mason.

Random’s next assignment was to convince Mason to give himself over to Librus. For Random, that was no easy task. Mason didn’t like her and she didn’t like that Mason had a choice. In truth, she resented it. Her death had been excruciating and despite the physical repairs to her damaged body, she relived that death all too frequently.

It didn’t help matters much that Mason also couldn’t stand her. He made it quite clear every time that they were together. She had tried to ignore his dislike for her, but it stung. And Librus was keeping things from her again – more puzzle pieces. It knew who she had been before she died. Random was starting to remember, but like Librus she wasn’t telling.

The images came to Random during down time. Sometimes they were blurry with muted sounds. Other times, they were crisp and clear images accompanied by clearly audible sound. She schemed to grant herself more downtime. Rather than slip to Mason’s current location, she took a transport and settled in to the comfortable berth. She closed her eyes to let her mind process all the new information that Librus had downloaded into her. It was also a chance to inventory those memory fragments that she had found.

As she drifted into downtime, Random replayed those memories. The confusion of people rushing around her, voices shouting above the rumble as the building began to collapse around them. A sudden quake had broken the building supports and the structure began to drop into a massive sinkhole. She remembered the debris, the massive chunks of concrete and steel that fell on top of her as the building peeled away from the walkway.

It was an unpleasant choking death as her lungs filled with dust and her bones cracked. As sudden as the impact was, the death itself was slow and painful. She reached out again for the memory trying to focus on who she had been. There was a name on a tag handing around her neck. The employee identification card had her picture on it and her name, but it was swaying and any time she saw it clearly it was upside down.

Random snapped out of her reverie just as a large insect tapped her forehead. “Excuse me,” it clicked out, “but I could swear that we met before.” Random squinted at the bug, then laughed. “Don’t you work for Librus? Go by the name of Random if I remember correctly. Anyway, I need your help, if you are.” Random rolled her eyes, smiled wanly, and nodded. “Oh, good.” The bug took up a sitting position on Random’s chest and began to enumerate the details of its predicament. Random only half listened to what led up to its troubles. “Well?” It waited for a response from Random, tapping one of its appendages in anticipation.

“Fine, I’ll talk to Tarsh. But I’m not making any promises.”

Fortunately for Random, both Mason and Tarsh were currently residing on the waystation between Earth and Alpha Pavonis. Yago and Mason had become fast friends, much to her discomfort. By now, she was certain that Yago Tarsh knew more about who Mason Dixon had been than she would ever know. It was also true that Tarsh owed her a favor for her covering his last special delivery.

Dealing with Tarsh would be easy. Convincing Mason to switch his loyalty from Alpha Pavonis to Librus was going to be difficult, if not impossible. Despite Librus’ confidence in her ability to complete the task, Random didn’t have a clue where to begin. And she was still dealing with her own identity issues.

The Pavonin attack on Earth had led to a cascade failure of the ecosystem that led to the extinction of life on the planet. It was entirely contrary to both human and Pavonin interests. Random had been instrumental in deleting that unfortunate timeline and creating the current one. Mason had played a part in that as well, though unwittingly. Random sorted through her options for opening a dialogue with Mason.

“Excuse me. I’m sorry, I didn’t see you standing there,” wasn’t one of them. Random had quite literally run into Mason. She extended her hand to help the Pavo off the floor. He gave her a look of disgust before grasping her hand.

“I can’t seem to avoid running into you, can I?” There was a sneer to his question.

“Actually, I ran into you. But I was on my way to see you anyway. Can we talk? Somewhere private, if at all possible.”

“We have nothing to talk about.”

“Librus begs to differ. It sent me to find you.”

“Well, you’ve found me. Now, get lost!”

“I can’t do that, Quell Darbo. Librus has requested that I speak to you about the prospect of future employment as an extension of Librus. I cannot leave until we have had that conversation.”

“Quell Darbo no longer exists. You have the wrong man.”

Random smiled. “Good. I was afraid that you were going to pursue your old life and resurrect yourself. But now that you have established that you wish to continue as Mason Dixon, we can proceed with the negotiation.”

“Whatever the offer is, the answer is no. I have no interest in working with you.”

“You would not be working with me. Librus wishes to employ you as an independent agent. It would require some further modification of your hardware, but as you have already been substantially modified...”

“Whoa! What kind of modification?”

“You would receive augmentation that would allow you to slip through time and space to facilitate your tasks. There would also be a need for you to maintain near constant communication with Librus. I can demonstrate those modifications for you if it would further clarify the issue.”

Mason stared, mouth agape, in disbelief. He had not thought about his past or his future until Random extended the offer. Knowing that he would have died on that station had caused him to live in the moment. Now Librus offered a future, but it involved more changes that would take him farther away from who he had once been. “Can I think about this?”

“Although the request is urgent, it is by no means immediate.” Had it been immediate, Librus would have sent Random directly to him and not allowed her to take her time. During her moment of contemplation, a shockwave hit the waystation and Random found herself in the midst of a panic attack. The shaking of the planet’s crust beneath the waystation shook loose the last fragments of her memory of the day she died. “My name is Random.”

For a brief moment, a look of pure disgust occupied Mason’s face. He had no intention of getting to know the human better. They were a disgusting species by Pavonin standards. And yet, he had allowed himself to become one of them, but only for the express purpose of wiping them out. The only reason that he remained human was a desire to avoid execution as a traitor to his race.

Calm soon returned to Random as the shaking ebbed. “Please let me know if you have any questions for Librus regarding the nature of your employment as well as the intended modifications to your being.” With that announcement, she turned and walked away. Mason stared at Random as she walked down the hallway. She was busy having a conversation with herself or perhaps she was talking to Librus. Either way, she was no longer talking to him.

Random was busy processing her newfound memories. The building where she lived had collapsed on top of her after a mild quake caused the sinkhole beneath the building to open up. Random was alone, left to her own devices while her family was out for the day. She had just woken from a midday snooze when the shaking started. There were some minor injuries among the other tenants of the building, but Random was the only fatality.

Her family had named her Random when they adopted her. She wondered if they had replaced her. They probably thought that she had run away. She didn’t know enough about them to track them down. All she remembered was the little girl named Hannah and even that memory was faint and fading away.

Back with Librus, Random examined the new body that had been prepared for Mason. It was a much more durable body, shorter and wider than the one he currently occupied and entirely legal. Librus didn’t want one of its agents running around in a hijacked body. She captured a digital image of the dormant host. It was one more enticement she had to offer him if he was still reticent.

When Random returned to ask Mason for his assent, his reply surprised her. After she showed him the new husk that he would be inhabiting, he stated that his yes was conditional. She took him to Librus.

“I’m willing to accept your offer, but there are conditions. I wish to keep this appearance which you may upgrade as you see fit and I wish to be known only as Quell.”

“This is acceptable.” Librus intoned in its oddly mechanical voice.

Random led Mason to the transfer room and instructed him to lie upon the slanted table. He sank into the soft padding while a web of nanobots coated his scalp. Librus transformed the new body to look like his current body. There would be no trace of his original existence left after the transfer.

Quell woke up to Random’s smiling face. “Welcome to Librus. My name is Random. Can you tell me your name?”

Quell furrowed his brow. “I remember who you are. My name is Quell.” Uncertain of what to do next, he extended his hand. Random took it and helped him to stand. He looked over at the empty table. “What happened to my old body?”

“We do not discuss such things during the adjustment period. You must first discover your new capabilities. Your new body possesses enhanced senses beyond what is normal for a human or a Pavo. You have an enhanced capacity for data storage, as well as enhanced physical speed and strength. In addition to a direct connection to Librus, you can now slip through time and space with certain limitations.”

“What limitations?”

“You can slip through space within the same temporal point or time within the same spatial point, but you cannot slip through both.” Random placed her hand on Quell’s shoulder and slipped them both back to the waystation, just in time to experience a second quake. Fortunately, it was milder than the first, most likely an aftershock. “Librus gave me another assignment. You can stay here and explore your extended senses. I will come back for you later.”

“No. Take me with you.” Quell surprised them both with his demand. He didn’t want to be on his own just yet. Random sighed, grabbed his shoulder and slipped both of them off the waystation.

Trojan Keylogger

Random and Quell appeared among the ruins of an ancient city. Nature had reclaimed much of the place, but up a set of steps stood an old bronze portal. The doors stood against the vines that had attached themselves to it. She looked around at the ruins, then rechecked her coordinates. She was where Librus had instructed her to be.

Quell walked up the steps and pushed against the doors. They didn’t budge. Random joined him at the top of the stairs and placed her ear against the door. She gave the door a sharp knock and then listened to the echo from within the chamber. Placing her hand on Quell’s shoulder, Random slipped them both inside the building.

The room they were in smelled of decay and neglect. A small sliver of light cut through the pitch black illuminating a single title on the shelves in front of them. Random pulled the aging manuscript from the shelf and carefully opened the heavy paperboard cover. She did not recognize the script, but Quell did.

“You’re holding it wrong.” He turned the book making the spine face away from her. He slowly ran his hand down the text, reading it to her. She recognized the story from her past life. The little girl named Hannah had read it to her, showing her the pictures that illustrated the story. Quell’s book had no pictures.

“It’s a translation. I know the story, although sometimes it gets all jumbled up with the other story.”

“What other story?”

“Through the Looking Glass. Too many queens and a white rabbit to keep track of. But it always made the little girl giggle.”

“You’ve lost me. What little girl? Alice?”

“Never mind. It’s not important. Librus says that there are less obsolete storage media here that will allow access to the data on the books in this musty old place. We must find the room that it is stored in.”

“But it’s pitch-black in here.”

“Perhaps we need to slip back to a time when it isn’t.” Random smiled and placed her hand on Quell’s shoulder. A few seconds later they were in a well-lit library, devoid of must and dust. Quell placed the book back on the shelf against a newer copy and followed Random as she headed toward the back of the building.

At the bottom of a stairwell, Random slipped through a locked door. Quell stared as she started down a long hallway from the small window in the door. He sighed about remaining behind, until it dawned on him that he could slip through to the other side. Quell appeared a few steps ahead of Random seconds before she caught up and slipped them both through a door into a small computer lab. “All of the library has been digitized. We need to make copies of the data before it is destroyed.”

“How exactly are we going to do that?”

“We scan the magnetic storage, provided that there is magnetic storage to scan. But we can’t start until we find a way to complete the task without destroying the data.”

“Perhaps if we go back to when the data was created, we could copy it then.”

Random pulled a thin transparent sheet from the file. “This storage method allows thousands of pages to be stored on a single sheet. But it does not allow for easy access. Perhaps we have gone too far back.” Random removed four small milky orbs from her pocket and threw them at the four upper corners of the room. The orbs quickly became transparent. “Librus will be able to record all activity going forward. When we return to our origin point, we should be able to retrieve the collectors.”

Error Message

The broad strip of red velvet dangled above Random’s head. Each time she would reach for it, the ribbon would capriciously fly into the air. Random started to jump nearly catching hold of it at times. Eventually, she took to hiding beneath the decking waiting for the ribbon to touch the ground before pouncing on it and running off with it, tripping and rolling in the grass as she ran toward the bushes.

The dream had become something of a recurring nightmare for Random. It was beginning to disturb her waking consciousness. Fortunately, Librus had a new assignment for her. All interface screens to Librus flashed with the same error message – DATA MISMATCH DETECTED. Librus sent her back to the ancient library to install a second set of data collectors to determine the source of the anomaly. Random deployed the collectors just after the opening ceremony and returned to recover them moments before the destruction of the old library.

Librus had just finished isolating the source of the error when Quell arrived. The moment when Quell shelved a book next to its earlier version looped on the monitors. Acknowledging his error, he returned to the library to repair the damage. Fifteen minutes later, he returned with the errant manuscript in his hand. The data error message disappeared and Librus continued its task of ranking and sorting the various bits of gathered knowledge. The task had become even bigger since the return of the second set of collectors. Random and Quell left Librus to its machinations. 

Saturday, August 1, 2020

The Grotesque Corpse - Chapter 5

5: The Pajama Lounge Bar & Grille

As Sage walked out of the museum, her phone rang. “You eaten yet?” the caller asked. Sage stared at the phone for a second. The tinny voice continued, “It’s me. Edgar Carson. You know, the guy you hired to dig into Scott Casey. I was thinking we could meet over dinner, discuss the case, get a tax deduction, so?”

“Fine, where?”

“I’m at the Pajama Lounge. I’ve got a regular table. You’re gonna love the steak. And what they do to their potatoes is just amazing. How soon can you get here?”

“I’m across town. A half hour on the outside.” She hung up on him and dialed Maya. “I need a ride across town. Carson called to invite me to dinner. Do you have plans? It’s a business dinner, but it’s at the Pajama Lounge and I don’t want to walk in there alone.”

The drive across town was quiet at first as Maya wove her way through rush hour traffic. Finally, she asked the question that had been on her mind since realizing that Sage had pushed her into chilling the corpse without a physical autopsy. “He isn’t dead, is he?” Sage didn’t reply. “You time-locked him, didn’t you? There is magic involved. Do you know what kind? I mean, that is why you visited the museum and Nǎinai, Isn’t it?”

“Yes. He’s still alive but in stasis. I don’t have much time. If I can’t reverse the spell, I’ll have to let him die.”

“So, what’s the deal with the Pajama Lounge?”

“I’m meeting Edgar Carson there.”

“The P I? Careful he doesn’t ask you to strip for him.”

“That’s why you are going to be there. Safety in numbers.”

As Maya pulled into a parking space, Sage noted that the place was busy, but not overly crowded. Passing through the bar to get to the dining room was still akin to running the gauntlet. Both women managed to pass through with a minimum of unwanted contact. Emerging into the main dining area, Sage spotted Edgar sitting at a table midway between the kitchen and the stage. The empty stage arced around the smattering of round tables set for dinner. The five stripper poles glistened in the light of the flickering candles on the tables. The dining room was surprisingly quiet in contrast to the loud roar in the bar. Edgar stood up as Sage and Maya approached. “Ms. Marlowe, I see you brought Dr. Lee with you. It’s nice to meet you again. Please, have a seat. It’s all on Ms. Marlowe’s dime.”

Before Edgar could get down to business, the perky young server arrived with the menus. “Keep ’em, doll. It’s steaks all around.”

The waitress turned to Sage and Maya, “Are you sure?” Sage nodded, but Maya looked annoyed. She held out her hand for a menu, which the server immediately handed to her. After browsing the items available, she handed the menu back to the server.

“I’ll have the steak, rare. And substitute the wilted spinach for the asparagus. My friend will have the same. And we’d like some hard ciders to go with our meal.” Maya handed the menu back to the server and winked at Sage

“Yes, ma’am,” the server replied before scurrying off to place the orders in the kitchen.

“You are a strange man, Mr. Carson.” Sage remarked as she unfolded her napkin and placed it on her lap.

“Edgar, please, Mr. Carson was my father. Besides, I have a feeling that we are going to be working together in the future.” Edgar snapped his napkin before tucking a corner into his neck covering his rather expensive silk tie.

“I don’t know about that.” Sage deftly flipped over her wine and water glasses. “What did you dig up on Scott Casey?”

Tapping his fingers on a large manila envelope that he had placed on the table earlier; he recited a summary of his findings. “Thirty-six. Single. Works as a legal secretary – I guess they call them paralegals now – for a downtown law firm. Never been in trouble until he bought and used a gun.” Resting his hand on the envelope, Edgar continued his synopsis. “Parents moved to Florida. He has a brother named Bell Casey, runs a local toy store, The Wooden Soldier. You can’t miss the place; two big wooden soldiers stand outside the door. Married, no kids. Neighbors haven’t seen him lately. He appears to be a missing person.”

“I assume you’ll hand over the details after dinner.”

“I’ve been doing some digging into you, Ms. Marlowe. You don’t seem to exist. There are no school records that check out. Nobody from your high school or college remember you.”

“What can I say, I’m forgettable.”

“Not to me. The way you solved that kidnapping case baffles me.”

“Fine. I confess. I’m psychic and in witness protection. Now stop digging before you upset the Feds.”

“You’re not in witness protection. The Feds have never heard of you. They said the break in the case came at the local level.”

“The police had a suspect in custody. They called me in to help with the interrogation.”

“On a dead guy? How did you manage that?”

“What makes you think he was dead?”

“I’m the guy that shot him. He drew a gun on me; we struggled; gun went off. I called the cops, but he was dead by the time the EMTs showed up. The good doc here,” he nodded toward Maya, “came to pick up the body. I followed along. You passed me in the hallway. I waited awhile. Next thing I know, everyone is rushing off toward some old factory. Feds were there with shovels and you were wandering around in a daze. You stop, yell “dig here”, and they start digging like mad. Find the girl asleep in the box. Seconds later, she’s up and asking for food. Doc here comments on how she’s a smart girl and you hitch a ride with one of the cops back to the library.”

“Is that why you’ve been stalking me?”

“I want to know what happened in that morgue room.”

Sage sighed. She turned to Maya who shrugged. “Fine. The brain doesn’t shut down right away. Even after heart and respiration stops, it’s buzzes along. And even after the current flow stops there is a magnetic field that doesn’t dissipate right away. If I can get to the body in time, I can make a copy of that field. Sometimes the information is still viable – sometimes it just isn’t there. We got lucky that his last thoughts were about the kidnapped girl and what he did with her. I assume we have you to thank for that. And yes, he was going to shoot you. He just didn’t expect your cat like reflexes when he drew the gun on you.”

“Is that all it was?! I was expecting something a bit more along the lines of you being some kind of necromancer, bringing him back from the dead.”

“That daze you saw me in was me trying to hold on to his last thoughts. Niome... Officer Baer took me home because the process is exhausting and I really needed a nap.”

“You expect me to believe that you’re just some run-of-the-mill normal psychic? I don’t buy it. Did you know that you can search for photos nowadays? I ran a picture of you through the search engines and came up with a photo of a Jane Doe from about ten years ago, found dead. Also, matched the photo of a missing heiress from about fifty years ago. Most of the older possible matches were a bit iffy due to poor photo quality and fading in some cases. I even considered having your photo run through the national archive of missing persons, but I figured it was less trouble to just ask. Who the hell are you really?”

“Your client, at the moment. Did you bother to check out your own image? I’m sure that if I did a search on your face, I’d get all sorts of crazy hits. I’ve no control over who I may resemble any more than you do.”