The Right Reverend Frederick Stonecypher barged through the
office door and stood looming over the desk. He was a stout man dressed in a
tailored suit and silk tie. Pinned to the lapel of his long woolen coat was a
gold crucifix. The redhead sitting behind the desk smiled at the interloper and
motioned for him to take a seat. “How may I help you?”
Stonecypher declined the offer. “I’m here to see the
necromancer about a matter of some importance,” he nodded toward the door to
the back room. “Please tell Mr. Jones that Reverend Stonecypher would like to
hire him.”
“He already knows that much,” replied the young man as he
tossed back a lock of hair. He leaned back in his chair and placed his rather
high-priced brogues on the desk. “Please have a seat.”
Stonecypher ignored the younger man’s request. “I demand to
speak to Mr. Jones.”
Cornwall swiveled his feet free of the desk and stood up.
His lanky frame towered over Stonecypher. He bent over the desk. “Then sit
down.”
“There isn’t time for me to sit. I’m a busy man. This matter
is of the highest priority.” Stonecypher marched past the desk and opened the
door beside it. The dimly lit room was unoccupied. Light filtering through the
partially closed blinds shone on a circle of chairs and a single candle stand
located in the center of a circular rug emblazoned with Celtic runes. Realizing
his mistake, the Reverend returned to the desk and took a seat. “Please accept
my humble apologies for assuming you were the secretary.”
Cornwall Jones smiled. He nodded while his office visitor
droned on about his wealth and importance. It was always the wealthy who, upon
realizing that death was generally a permanent condition, sought out his
services. And it was always their family members who later sought him out to
end their suffering. As insufferable as his clients were in life, they were far
worse in death. Eventually, Stonecypher arrived at the gist of his desire. “I
want you to help me with a miracle.”
There was something about Frederick Stonecypher that rubbed
Cornwall the wrong way. Perhaps it was the polished manner of the man’s speech
in relating his case or it may have been the use of phrases Cornwall had often
heard from earlier clients. Either way, he needed time to think about it. “I’ll
take it under consideration. I need to determine if it is feasible. Please,
leave a phone number where you can be reached and I’ll get back to you sometime
tomorrow.”
Stonecypher drew a business card from his wallet and jotted
down a number. “That’s my personal number. Only certain people, like my lawyer,
have access. Please don’t lose the card.”
Cornwall gave a nod and shook the man’s hand while he
ushered him out the door to his office. “I should have just said no,” he
muttered as he sat down. A sigh echoed from a dark corner. He opened his laptop
and examined Stonecypher’s business card. The gold embossed card revealed very
little about the man who gave it to him. He hoped that an internet search would
confirm the information that Stonecypher had just related to him.
The Right Reverend Frederick Stonecypher was a
televangelist. His ratings had fallen and his flock had diminished in an age of
increasing atheism. He wanted to save souls by arranging a miracle. Cornwall
dug deeper into Stonecypher’s finances. The preacher had amassed a considerable
fortune during the past fifty years on the pulpit. Stonecypher had been a faith
healer early in his career as he traveled the circuit coming just at the tail
end of a traveling circus. They billed themselves as “saviors of souls, healers
of minds and bodies, and messengers of the Almighty”.
Inclement weather forced the traveling shows to detour off
their regular circuit. Finding a town without a preacher, the Stonecypher
family decided to settle in while the circus moved on without them. Eventually,
the family collected enough money to build a proper church. And soon after
young Frederick married a local girl. Radio helped Frederick’s father expand
his flock, drawing people to his church from the nearby towns. They built a
larger church to hold the faithful.
When cable television came to their town, Frederick became
the face of the church. Young adults bored with traditional sermons found a
home in his fire and brimstone calls to fight in God’s Army against the
temptations of the flesh. Frederick, giving in to his own temptations, divorced
his first wife for a younger woman who he had impregnated. He forced his first
wife to give up custody of their children in exchange for a small monthly
alimony payment. He sent his two girls off to boarding school as soon as they
were old enough. He divorced his second wife after discovering that she had
skimmed off money from the ministry. She disappeared soon after the divorce. He
hired a private tutor for his son and frequently used the boy as a prop during
sermons. When a female televangelist challenged him for his territory, he
proposed a merger of the ministries and a marriage of convenience. He forced
his third wife out of the ministry and their marriage when her sexual
orientation became public.
In addition to the man’s carnal sins, Reverend Stonecypher
had bought a large plot of land on which he had built a large mansion. He also
acquired several custom luxury vehicles, a helicopter, a small plane, an
oceangoing yacht, and several racehorses. He sent all of his children to
faith-based colleges and universities and purchased houses for each of his
children as wedding presents. He also had purchased condos for his mistresses,
one in Los Angeles and one in New York. Despite his successes, he still pled
poverty when it came to paying bills or taxes. The man had come blustering in
to Cornwall Jones’ office to acquire his services with no intention of paying what
they were worth and even less idea of the true cost. Cornwall hated working for
men like Stonecypher. It never ended well. Nevertheless, Cornwall was intrigued
enough to want to know more about Stonecypher’s miracle. He placed a call and
set up an early morning meeting to discuss the terms of the contract. What he
didn’t tell Stonecypher was that he didn’t yet know the terms of the contract.
That required a very special conversation with his contact on the other side.
•••
“What kind of miracle did you have in mind? I generally just
raise a spirit or two to answer questions.” Cornwall fidgeted with the handle
of the teacup sitting on the table in front of him. “Surely you don’t want my
help to call forth a spirit. I’ve seen your act.”
“I want to be resurrected, live on television, in front of
the faithful,” Stonecypher’s eyes lit up at the thought of it. He raised his
hands in a sweeping motion upward, “It should put my ratings through the roof.”
He lowered his hands and leaned in. “This is something that you can do, is it
not?”
“But you aren’t dead, in which case, you don’t’ need my
services.”
“Oh, but I will be dead. Certifiably so, in fact. Lying in repose
on the altar of my church for the faithful to see. And then I want you to bring
me back.” He smiled. “I’ve heard that you can do that.”
“I don’t think your parishioners would appreciate watching
me perform the ritual on live television.”
“Surely, you don’t have to be there. Can’t you do it
remotely?”
“That’ll cost extra. What you are asking is both very expensive
and extremely dangerous.”
“I’m a rich man. I can afford...”
Cornwall interrupted. “I don’t think you understand. It’s
not the money aspect so much as the other cost.”
“What other cost?”
“Borrowing a soul is one thing. They know that I will return
the soul. But a resurrection is essentially buying a soul, and the cost,”
Cornwall sighed. “It’s a life for a life.” Cornwall leaned over the desk, “To
bring someone back, someone has to die.”
“Nonsense!” Stonecypher slammed his palm down on the desktop.
“You just have to use the right potion that’s all.”
“If it were that simple, everyone would be doing it. There
is a required ritual, a bargain made, and a life sacrificed. There are no
shortcuts.” Cornwall leaned back in his chair. “And monetary payment is
required in advance.”
Stonecypher huffed. “Half now, half later. I need assurance
that you’ll bring me back.”
•••
Fate, cruel mistress that she is, had other plans for
Frederick Stonecypher. Before the commencement of his deceitful plan, his only son
died in a freak accident. The elder Stonecypher saw this as an opportunity
rather than a tragedy. He no longer had to orchestrate his own demise at a
considerable savings to his miracle budget. The funeral arrangements that he
had made for himself would suffice for his son. All he needed to do was inform
the necromancer of the change.
“It’ll cost a little extra for the changes. Unless you want
to settle for the reanimation of your son’s charred remains, that is.” Cornwall
slammed the phone receiver down. “Son of a bitch,” he muttered. “They are not
going to like this.”
“Oh, but we do,” a wispy apparition contradicted from the dark
corner of the room.
Stonecypher had made the necromancer promise to watch the
funeral service to guarantee that there would be no miscue. He had stressed the
importance of the timing. He wanted full credit for the miraculous resurrection
of his son. All Cornwall had done was broker the deal. Those responsible for
such acts would make sure they kept the bargain according to their rules.
Cornwall had tried to warn Stonecypher that any change in terms on his part
invalidated the original agreement. At this point, Cornwall had no idea what
would happen.
Cornwall’s feet were up on his desk as he watched the somber
funeral service. Stonecypher had built a magnificent cathedral for the
faithful. As it was every Sunday, the faithful had filled the seats. The camera
panned over the theatre seats from the back before focusing on the stage. An
image flickered to life on a large screen.
The scene cut sharply away to a smaller venue. For
Stonecypher’s miracle, he had gone home – back to the church he had grown up
in. The faithful crowded around the small church where two large screens
displayed the broadcast of Stonecypher’s impending miracle. Inside, mourners
packed the wooden pews. At the center of the stage a gold encrusted casket
stood upright against the altar. The open casket contained the burnt remains of
Frederick Stonecypher III, who had somehow managed to set himself on fire
lighting a backyard grill. The badly burned young man was in worse condition
than his father had let on. Even on the small seventeen-inch screen, it was
possible to see the charring on his jaw. Cornwall wondered what else the man
had misinformed him about.
Somber music played as the reverend made his appearance. Cornwall
reached over and raised the volume on the laptop. He grabbed a takeout
container and a fork before settling back into his chair. He was only
half-listening when Stonecypher began his eulogy. “Brothers and Sisters,”
Stonecypher bellowed into the camera, “we are here today not to mourn the
passing of a good and faithful man of the church...” He paused waiting for his
echoing words to fade. “Not to mourn the passing of a loving son and
brother...” Another dramatic pause. “But to witness a miracle!” An audible gasp
emerged from the crowd present in the old church. “I have consulted with the
Almighty. I have begged for a miracle – just once – to raise a man from the
dead who is worthy of another chance at life.”
Cornwall stifled a laugh. “Here it comes,” he sat up in his
chair.
The old man continued, “And the Almighty has seen fit to
grant me this one miracle – to bring my son back to us so that he might
continue my good work helping the poor of spirit, the sick of soul, the
homeless to find shelter in the church. I was instructed in a dream by the
Almighty on how to perform this miracle.” He reached into his pocket to clasp
the photograph of the one man he hated most – his chosen victim in the devil’s
bargain that he believed he had made. “Let us pray.”
Cornwall checked the clock while the congregation recited
the Lord’s Prayer. “Come on, old man, get on with it.”
“Now is the hour, the time of miracles,” Stonecypher placed
the hand containing the photograph on the corpse’s chest, “rise, my son, by the
grace of the Almighty, come back to life!” There was a bright flash of light at
the moment the photo touched the burnt flesh followed by a loud crackling noise
as the photo caught fire. Flames quickly engulfed the corpse and the old man’s
sleeve. Stonecypher, horrified, backed away from the flaming corpse and fell
back against the dais, toppling it over. The carpet runner caught fire where he
landed. As he waved his arm about wildly, burning fragments of cloth scattered
about the front pews. Congregants who sat in the front pews screamed in panic as
their clothes caught fire. Shouts of “fire”, “run”, and “out of my way” echoed
off the walls of the little church. Frightened congregants ran for the exits,
clogging the doorways and trapping themselves inside as the fire spread. Huge
billows of smoke obscured the camera’s view.
Cornwall closed the browser window after the signal terminated
and shook his head. “I warned him. He didn’t listen.”
“They never do,” hissed the wispy apparition.